May 09, 2004 l 5:02 a.m.

I just got home from watching a bootleg copy of "Dawn of the Dead".... Man, that was some scary shit!!! I was so scared walking to my car and then to my front door... on my way to my car I saw some dude running to his car parked across the lot, it scared me witless!!!What the hell was that ass doing running to his car like a mad man...a flesh eating zombie, even... at 4:15am????

So during my drive home, I kept thinking what I would do if something chaotic like that spread, zombies and all. I mean, I live in Miami, which is pretty close to the Keys and all those little Islands inhabited by less people and stuff so that would be a better place to isolate myself and whoever I could bring along with me...

Anyway, I got to thinking, if its anything like in the movie, I'd have a pretty freaking hard time getting anywhere. I'd need like a tow truck or a monster truck, you know, a strong vehicle to get me to one of those keys...

Not seeing myself owning any form of truck any time soon,I start thinking, if I put up all the metal hurricane shutters without getting eaten in the process, how long could I ration out the food in my cupboards. So I start making a mental list of the things I need to stock up on:

*Candles

*Matches

*water

*canned goods, soups, tuna, vienna sausages, veggies, fruits.

*processed and preserved dried beans, nuts, oil and meats.

*Parmalat

*first aid stuff like bandages, neosporin, and any kind of pill or antibiotic I can stuff in.

*batteries

*flashlights

*wind up radio

*gasoline

*sharp things

*can openers

*marijuana seeds, to grow and harvest when i get to my Key.

*paper and pencils

*and most importantly, Guns and lotsa ammo.

You know, having a bunch of electricity generators would be great too. Heck, why not a wind mill to power the whole house.

You know, our country is screwed. If anything chaotic like zombies or mass outbreaks of the plague were to happen we would need to fix some stuff. We need alternatives to our current means of electricity. I mean, Once the Zombies eat the people running the power plants we are all in the dark. We also need better healthcare, so we can all properly stock up on medications for our first aid kits. We need to legalise marijuana, or at least the right to have seeds, because if something happens and we all lose our suppliers there is gonna be alot of sick people that need their medicinal marijuana... I'm just looking out for all the sick people of the world :o) Oh and I guess guns are to always be legal, becuase we need something to blow those brain eating bastards heads off.

Yeah, thats what this country needs and I'd vote for the person who would make it all happen. Yeah