April 29, 2004 l 3:00 a.m.

Me and Uneedah have a plan. Recently I was breaking down this "plan" to my close friend, Culo Rico.

Here Goes:

"I have goals...nay a plan...

1.Find some ultra rich twit or ultra rich perverted old man with a fetish for young big women.

2.Get me knocked up as quick as possible.

3.Ultimately trick him into marraige.

4.Become "adjusted" to a certain lyfestyle, only his money can support.

5. Perhaps squeeze out a second puppy, just to secure "positive results."

6. Write my book.

7a. Find someone to publish it.

7b. If none will publish it, get rich husband to use his "influence" and maybe "make a few phonecalls" (ie. write a few checks and threaten a few people)

7c. Make the rich husband pay for the books publishing himself

8. Make my very own money and profit from the book... which will be a best seller, though so scandalous I will probably have to write it under a pen-name... trust me... my novel idea is quite sick and blasphemous... you'll see... FCS will deny I ever waled its halls... FCS will be ashamed to admit they tried to brainwash and humble us into "Christian submission".... muhuhahahahaha... I digress, back to "the plan"

9. If the rich husband is an ass, divorce him (collect child support... just because I can, not because I "need" it)

10. Find me a hot piece of young man-cock... brains are optional.

11. Live happily ever after, writing many more things :o)

Yes, that sounds like a good plan, indeed."

Call me shallow... Call it a step back for the feminist movement... just call me successful when it all comes in to play... right, Uneedah?