2000-08-12 l 7:30am

Another bright morning and I'm still not in bed.

Mother thinks I have "Sleep Apnea" or perhaps that I am crazy... which is fine... Gotta keep her on her toes :o)

Just got home from a ridiculously wasted Friday night in front of the telivision at Johnny's... blah

Images of Pornography, Saturday Night Live, Mo' money, Luke Perry and Ashley Judd are all swirling around in my brain creating a desire for money and sex which, at the moment, cannot even remotely be entertained...

For now I sleep.

In a little bit I wake to accompany my mother as she drops our dog, Brandy, off for her tick dipping thing.

I will play the role of the bad guy, as I will be the one to hand Brandy's leash over to the man as he takes her away.

Oh well... Until I wake...